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deralte ([personal profile] deralte) wrote2003-10-11 04:17 pm

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Dear Ariana,

Stop looking up books on piracy in the library (even if they have such hilarious titles as Sodomy: A Pirate Tradition.) You have better things to do with your time.

Sincerly,
Your Sanity

Dear Your Sanity,

Where the hell did you come from and do you know how I can exorcise you, preferably without holy water or copious amounts of vomiting?

Love,
Ariana