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Dear Ariana,
Stop looking up books on piracy in the library (even if they have such hilarious titles as Sodomy: A Pirate Tradition.) You have better things to do with your time.
Sincerly,
Your Sanity
Dear Your Sanity,
Where the hell did you come from and do you know how I can exorcise you, preferably without holy water or copious amounts of vomiting?
Love,
Ariana
Stop looking up books on piracy in the library (even if they have such hilarious titles as Sodomy: A Pirate Tradition.) You have better things to do with your time.
Sincerly,
Your Sanity
Dear Your Sanity,
Where the hell did you come from and do you know how I can exorcise you, preferably without holy water or copious amounts of vomiting?
Love,
Ariana
