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I hate packing. How in the world am I supposed to remember how many socks I left at my flat so that I know how many to pack? It will be nice to get back to my nice 24 hour internet connection...but will be too jetlagged to appreciate it for awhile.

I have the choice of writing fanfic on the plane or doing research for my essay. Guess which will probably get done?

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I hate packing. How in the world am I supposed to remember how many socks I left at my flat so that I know how many to pack? It will be nice to get back to my nice 24 hour internet connection...but will be too jetlagged to appreciate it for awhile.

I have the choice of writing fanfic on the plane or doing research for my essay. Guess which will probably get done?

Let's discuss eyebrows.

Eyebrows are a valued commodity. There is a black market in eyebrows. The illicit eyebrow trade flourishes in many places where desperate people sell their eyebrows for money. These eyebrows are sold to the elite of the world. A good set of eyebrows (you can have yours assessed) could probably get you a hamburger at Mcdonalds. They can also be sold individually and just recently, eyebrows have been sold at a price per hair. This new inovation means that ordinary folks can sell those few hairs they got plucked and make a tidy bundle (of matches...). Unibrows are at a premium atm, so sell yours today! But remember the eyebrow trade is illegal in many countries so be careful who you deal with.

This has been a lesson in why it's not good to ask me 'what's up?' and expect a simple answer...

Let's discuss eyebrows.

Eyebrows are a valued commodity. There is a black market in eyebrows. The illicit eyebrow trade flourishes in many places where desperate people sell their eyebrows for money. These eyebrows are sold to the elite of the world. A good set of eyebrows (you can have yours assessed) could probably get you a hamburger at Mcdonalds. They can also be sold individually and just recently, eyebrows have been sold at a price per hair. This new inovation means that ordinary folks can sell those few hairs they got plucked and make a tidy bundle (of matches...). Unibrows are at a premium atm, so sell yours today! But remember the eyebrow trade is illegal in many countries so be careful who you deal with.

This has been a lesson in why it's not good to ask me 'what's up?' and expect a simple answer...