Well, it appears the black belt fairies were feeling generous per say this time around. Today, after over a month since it was shippped, my black belt that my mum sent me finally arrived. I stared at it in bemusement, and would have gone back to sleep if not for my portfolio which, while completed the night before, had to be printed out. This took an exceedingly long time, but it's handed in and that's all that matters.

In zooarchaeology we have a new lecturer from Budapest who has a habit of phrasing things in such... interesting ways. A few examples -

On comparing antler bone to regular bone - "not your bones which are swimming in blood."

On skull survival - "The happiest part of the dead animal's head is the teeth!"

"Thoracic vertebrae have extra articular surfaces that make them look like Winnie the Pooh in a tophat."

On mammalian birth - "Babies and puppies are sort of softy and gushy and can be squeezed out any which way."

That, combined with his habit of drawing smiley faces on random animal parts, had me stiffling laughter through half the lecture.
Well, it appears the black belt fairies were feeling generous per say this time around. Today, after over a month since it was shippped, my black belt that my mum sent me finally arrived. I stared at it in bemusement, and would have gone back to sleep if not for my portfolio which, while completed the night before, had to be printed out. This took an exceedingly long time, but it's handed in and that's all that matters.

In zooarchaeology we have a new lecturer from Budapest who has a habit of phrasing things in such... interesting ways. A few examples -

On comparing antler bone to regular bone - "not your bones which are swimming in blood."

On skull survival - "The happiest part of the dead animal's head is the teeth!"

"Thoracic vertebrae have extra articular surfaces that make them look like Winnie the Pooh in a tophat."

On mammalian birth - "Babies and puppies are sort of softy and gushy and can be squeezed out any which way."

That, combined with his habit of drawing smiley faces on random animal parts, had me stiffling laughter through half the lecture.
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