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Since I had nothing better to do, and already managed two job applications before lunch, I did a wardrobe sweap today, which basically involved getting rid of all the clothes that don't fit me now that I'm down to a size 12 (and a few that do but are hideously ugly). It's kinda scary to find t-shirts that I wore in middle school... The most amusing thing I found was my ninja shirt. I keep forgetting I own this thing but it's a black shirt with various ninja things painted on it in white - a sword on the back, a belt with a pouch and a shuriken and to my infinite amusement, the neck is done up as if you're wearing a fishnet shirt *L* Cheap Naruto cosplay here I come! *L*
Cleaning my wardrobe out is always a fun game of "how many things can I throw out without my mum noticing." She's one of those people who holds onto all her clothing forever, which is fine (well, except for the fact that it's overspilling into my closet) but she's bought me a lot of ugly things over the years and the only way to get rid of them is to surepiticiously throw them away whenever I do one of these cleanings. But I mean, really, that closet is crazy. I found a full pair of army fatigues! And a wedding veil! Not to mention some of the ugliest vests in existence, and an actual leather vest with lots of pockets that I'd actually wear if it didn't look stupid. It's hilarious that I own about fifteen pairs of skirts and so far I've worn two fo them out in public. On the plus side, I found a black gi top that must have been my brother's years ago and fits me perfectly now. This will replace the extra large heavy duty one I have, which, while of excellent quality, tends to make me look like a midget whenever I wear it (the first person to say "that's not hard" will be thwaped!).
Cleaning my wardrobe out is always a fun game of "how many things can I throw out without my mum noticing." She's one of those people who holds onto all her clothing forever, which is fine (well, except for the fact that it's overspilling into my closet) but she's bought me a lot of ugly things over the years and the only way to get rid of them is to surepiticiously throw them away whenever I do one of these cleanings. But I mean, really, that closet is crazy. I found a full pair of army fatigues! And a wedding veil! Not to mention some of the ugliest vests in existence, and an actual leather vest with lots of pockets that I'd actually wear if it didn't look stupid. It's hilarious that I own about fifteen pairs of skirts and so far I've worn two fo them out in public. On the plus side, I found a black gi top that must have been my brother's years ago and fits me perfectly now. This will replace the extra large heavy duty one I have, which, while of excellent quality, tends to make me look like a midget whenever I wear it (the first person to say "that's not hard" will be thwaped!).
