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I wrote these on my last plane flight and thought I'd share...lots of cultural references for a change.
Signs You Might Want to Get Off the Plane
5) The creature out on the wing gives you the finger before using his own parachute.
4) The pilot tells you he had the fish.
3) You're seated next to Chance Harper.
2) You discover Michael Palin is flying.
1) The stewardesses keep wearing their life jackets after the safety demonstration.
Signs You Might Want to Get Off the Plane
5) The creature out on the wing gives you the finger before using his own parachute.
4) The pilot tells you he had the fish.
3) You're seated next to Chance Harper.
2) You discover Michael Palin is flying.
1) The stewardesses keep wearing their life jackets after the safety demonstration.
