Finished reading Monkey. I have an urge to go and seek out the unabridged version and read it (not to mention I found the ending too bloody happy) but really don't have the time.
Researching ancient ports in Corinth for underwater arch. essay and doing my level best not to procrastinate too much. Really have to make it to the national library soon, but I expect to be too knackered to do anything much other than go to bed after my nine o'clock tomorrow.
Want to write, especially my book, but can't. Tis evil.
Researching ancient ports in Corinth for underwater arch. essay and doing my level best not to procrastinate too much. Really have to make it to the national library soon, but I expect to be too knackered to do anything much other than go to bed after my nine o'clock tomorrow.
Want to write, especially my book, but can't. Tis evil.
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*covers up ankles and hides iron and pets*
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And pressing a button to end the world just isn't dramatic enough, we need to manufacture our image to cater for the demands of our mortal viewers.
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Ah, but I pressed the button dramatically, and once I rule the world I'll just order everyone not to care about how dramatically I went about it... or better yet, I'll write a long and exciting book about it and then pretend I didn't really just press a button.
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That will only push you further in to denial. You know what your therapist said about that. And what about the spoons?
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My therapist also said I should stop talking to all those invisible monkeys and you saw where that advice led me. And yes, I will take a shipment of 23,000 spoons for January 3rd if you'd be so kind.
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And I will send you the spoons. At least it will keep you away from the bananas.