POTC ff.net Summary parodies written by moi

(I have done these in relatively proper grammar simply because it hurts my brain to misspell, miscapitalize and use too much netspeak.)

Yet another POTC parody. But wait, this one has a twist! It's even less funny than all the others!

Jack finds mysterious and beautiful female pirate on his ship one night... and kills her before she can cause him any trouble.

Elizabeth has died/is leaving/has fallen through a plot hole and Will sets out to find Jack because he is in love/confused/in need of a job. Jack and Will meet and become JackWill! The end.

Twelve teenage girls from the future fall into the movie (gasp!). Will they kill each other over the 12:2 ratio of hot guys? How OOC will the main characters get? I don't know. LOL@!! RnR!

Pearl is a Pirate Princess whos plundering the Caribbean, but she is a treasure that won't be taken by any man! JACKOC!

YOU are a 300 pound alcoholic who works in a tavern in Tortuga, but then your paths cross with a certain mad pirate captain (vibes!), savvy? What will you do when he is sick on your shoes?! R&r!!

Please look here and see the My Little Pony summary (#9), since quite frankly, I can't beat that one.

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Right, off to see Matrix. Ja ne!

POTC ff.net Summary parodies written by moi

(I have done these in relatively proper grammar simply because it hurts my brain to misspell, miscapitalize and use too much netspeak.)

Yet another POTC parody. But wait, this one has a twist! It's even less funny than all the others!

Jack finds mysterious and beautiful female pirate on his ship one night... and kills her before she can cause him any trouble.

Elizabeth has died/is leaving/has fallen through a plot hole and Will sets out to find Jack because he is in love/confused/in need of a job. Jack and Will meet and become JackWill! The end.

Twelve teenage girls from the future fall into the movie (gasp!). Will they kill each other over the 12:2 ratio of hot guys? How OOC will the main characters get? I don't know. LOL@!! RnR!

Pearl is a Pirate Princess whos plundering the Caribbean, but she is a treasure that won't be taken by any man! JACKOC!

YOU are a 300 pound alcoholic who works in a tavern in Tortuga, but then your paths cross with a certain mad pirate captain (vibes!), savvy? What will you do when he is sick on your shoes?! R&r!!

Please look here and see the My Little Pony summary (#9), since quite frankly, I can't beat that one.

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Right, off to see Matrix. Ja ne!

Matrix Revolutions and stuff

So, went to see the matrix, but before I cut tag, I must mention that I really must learn to breath during the ROTK trailer *sheepish look*

Oh, and I was right havenward;P

( Matrix Revolutions Spoilers )

Matrix Revolutions and stuff

So, went to see the matrix, but before I cut tag, I must mention that I really must learn to breath during the ROTK trailer *sheepish look*

Oh, and I was right havenward;P

( Matrix Revolutions Spoilers )