Arrr, the wee user info man be looking at me funny. His eyepatch be stylin though *L*

Arrr, I've been in good spirits today despite the advent of the monthly red tide. Tyhoon felt like a mere bluster to this seasoned sea dog. I could tell ye stories of the storms along the shoals of ole Florida, but I'll not be doin' that wit'out a pint of rum to lubricate me gums. Until then, yonder Star Wars/X-men tale looks mighty temptin! Cast off, mates!*

*Arrr, Egbert, my trusty sea monkey! Remind me to hire a crew!... An' a ship! We'll need a ship! Oh, and wheevils*. Lots a' wheevils...

**Wheevils do be countin as official crew. S'truth!

Arrr, the wee user info man be looking at me funny. His eyepatch be stylin though *L*

Arrr, I've been in good spirits today despite the advent of the monthly red tide. Tyhoon felt like a mere bluster to this seasoned sea dog. I could tell ye stories of the storms along the shoals of ole Florida, but I'll not be doin' that wit'out a pint of rum to lubricate me gums. Until then, yonder Star Wars/X-men tale looks mighty temptin! Cast off, mates!*

*Arrr, Egbert, my trusty sea monkey! Remind me to hire a crew!... An' a ship! We'll need a ship! Oh, and wheevils*. Lots a' wheevils...

**Wheevils do be countin as official crew. S'truth!