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Uric the Oddball and the Wild Hunt
Uric: Hello. I'm mad, and I like badgers.
Louis: Definately mad. I like you anyway. Have I mentioned I'm Slytherin?
Mena: *kicks someone* Grr. Hufflepuff smash.
Mysterious Stranger: Guess I'm not so mysterious anymore.
Mena: *slaps someone*
Kidnappers: This was a bad idea, wasn't it?
Simon: *chirp*

Uric the Oddball and the Great Goblin Uprising
Gundalf: Boo! Goblins! Woo! Kitty cats! Aaaaa!
Mena: Why the hell are we in Paris?!
Louis: It's called a subplot, Mena. Do try to keep up.
Uric: I. Am. Not. Acting. Normal. Ooo, flying bread!

Intersections in Real Time
Harry: I'm eleven.
Snape: I'm your father and emotionally repressed.
Josiah: Original characters do it fictionally.
Harry: Should I be happy now?
Snape: No. Not if the author keeps me in character.

Sands of Time
Founders: Blah blah blah Slytherin blah clue blah hint HINT blah
Harry: Something is weird.
Snape: I agree
Dumbledore: *is weird*
*plot twist*
Reader Group A: Ooo, I didn't see that coming.
Reader Group B: I saw that from the prologue!

Gentlemen of Fortune
Young Jack: My life sucks.
Jack's Mum: Whee! Posies!
Jack's Father: Did anyone call for a drunken bastard?
Jack: *is hijacked*
Charter: *leers*
Jack: *backing away* It'd sure be nice if some pirates came along to rescue me about now...