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The black belt fairies have definately made off with my black belt. It's been two weeks since it was shipped to me across the ocean and there's been no sign of the bloody thing. I wouldn't be so concerned, cept I ordered a new one from here in Britain at the beginning of the week and that one hasn't arrived either.
The one that has disappeared is my third black belt in three years. They never last more than a year because they mysteriously disappear as soon as I go off to uni. The second one I only wore once before it disppeared into the fairie's clutches.
Is there some illicit trade in black belts I'm not aware of? Are they being used in strange, esoteric rituals? Are they being mistaken for the belts in cars? Are they breeding somewhere in a corner of my room, just waiting to strangle me in my sleep?
I don't know, but it would be nice if at least one of the now, four black belts I own, would make it's way into my hands before the end of next week. Is that so much to ask?
The one that has disappeared is my third black belt in three years. They never last more than a year because they mysteriously disappear as soon as I go off to uni. The second one I only wore once before it disppeared into the fairie's clutches.
Is there some illicit trade in black belts I'm not aware of? Are they being used in strange, esoteric rituals? Are they being mistaken for the belts in cars? Are they breeding somewhere in a corner of my room, just waiting to strangle me in my sleep?
I don't know, but it would be nice if at least one of the now, four black belts I own, would make it's way into my hands before the end of next week. Is that so much to ask?
