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Crack Pairing Meme
Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.
May as well do a crack meme while on drugs... I left out minor characters who I couldn't remember the names of.
Apollo (BSG)/Barbossa (POTC) - Apollo would at least enjoy their philosophical debates, while Barbossa would enjoy feeding him apples.
Buggy (One Piece)/Lieutenant Bush (Hornblower) - A pirate and a naval officer? It'll never work *L*
The Count (Gankutsuou)/The Daleks - It's really just a question of who would be on top...
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deralte - *blinks in surprise* I do believe I win.
The Doctor (Dr. Who)/Edward Elric - Well, they both have a tendency to travel in time and space, not to mention screw things up really badly.
Emperor Palpatine (SW)/Ewan McGregor - Now there's a pairing to give Darth Vader nightmares.
Fuu (Samurai Champloo)/Gandalf (LOTR) - *snickers madly* I think Gandalf would rather date the flying squirrel.
Hiruma (Eyeshield21)/Ichigo (Bleach) - Well, it's not like Ichigo would have any say in the matter. I bet he plays good American Football too.
Inuyasha/Jack Sparrow - Jack would definately be fascinated by those ears...
Jin/Kagome - I can't decide if this pairing is brillant or cracktastic.
Kakashi (Naruto)/Kawamura (Prince of Tennis) - Kawamura is a little too much like Gai when he's excited and Kakashi/Gai just scares me.
Kenshin/Kikamaru (PoT) - Having two red heads would make the sex scenes harder to write.
Kirara (Inuyasha)/Krankor (MST3K) - Considering Kirara is a demonic cat and Krankor is an incompetent invading alien, I just don't think this will work. Then again, with that hooked beak of a nose, Kirara might just try to eat Krankor at least.
Kronos (Highlander)/Kyo (Furuba) - I'm sure Kronos' first aniversary present to Kyo would be Akito's head on a platter.
Luffy (One Piece)/Mal (Firefly) - Like pairing a kitten with a tiger. Mal wouldn't be able to bring himself to get rid of him, and Luffy would take over the ship.
Methos (Highlander)/Morpheus (Sandman) - I wouldn't mind seeing this one written, though Methos is definately too jaded for Morpheus' teenage angst tastes.
Mugen (Samurai Champloo)/Nami (One Piece) - Maybe a one night stand, but Mugen could never afford it.
Pippin (LOTR)/Sango (Inuyasha) - I think you could fit five Pippins inside her bomerang.
Sanji (One Piece)/Sanzo (Saiyuki)(1) - Two chain smoking, foul-mouthed blonds? What's not to love;)
Seta (Kenshin)/Sharpe - Well, both have been fucked over by their commanding officers at least...
Tohru (Furuba)/Urahara (Bleach) - Kyo and Yuki would kill him first. He'd have better luck with Shigure.
Uric/Usopp (One Piece) - Well, Uric wouldn't mind. I have a feeling Usopp would end up jabbering in a corner about "badgers" by the end of it though.
Vash (Trigun)/Wolfwood(Trigun) - Heh. Not only a within fandom pairing, but a popular one. I suspect a conspiracy.
Invader Zim/Zoro (One Piece) - Er... I feel really sorry for Zoro.
(1)littledrop will probably be amused to know that Sanji is voiced by the same seiyuu who voices Gojyo...
Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.
May as well do a crack meme while on drugs... I left out minor characters who I couldn't remember the names of.
Apollo (BSG)/Barbossa (POTC) - Apollo would at least enjoy their philosophical debates, while Barbossa would enjoy feeding him apples.
Buggy (One Piece)/Lieutenant Bush (Hornblower) - A pirate and a naval officer? It'll never work *L*
The Count (Gankutsuou)/The Daleks - It's really just a question of who would be on top...
Daniel (SG-1)/
deralte - *blinks in surprise* I do believe I win.The Doctor (Dr. Who)/Edward Elric - Well, they both have a tendency to travel in time and space, not to mention screw things up really badly.
Emperor Palpatine (SW)/Ewan McGregor - Now there's a pairing to give Darth Vader nightmares.
Fuu (Samurai Champloo)/Gandalf (LOTR) - *snickers madly* I think Gandalf would rather date the flying squirrel.
Hiruma (Eyeshield21)/Ichigo (Bleach) - Well, it's not like Ichigo would have any say in the matter. I bet he plays good American Football too.
Inuyasha/Jack Sparrow - Jack would definately be fascinated by those ears...
Jin/Kagome - I can't decide if this pairing is brillant or cracktastic.
Kakashi (Naruto)/Kawamura (Prince of Tennis) - Kawamura is a little too much like Gai when he's excited and Kakashi/Gai just scares me.
Kenshin/Kikamaru (PoT) - Having two red heads would make the sex scenes harder to write.
Kirara (Inuyasha)/Krankor (MST3K) - Considering Kirara is a demonic cat and Krankor is an incompetent invading alien, I just don't think this will work. Then again, with that hooked beak of a nose, Kirara might just try to eat Krankor at least.
Kronos (Highlander)/Kyo (Furuba) - I'm sure Kronos' first aniversary present to Kyo would be Akito's head on a platter.
Luffy (One Piece)/Mal (Firefly) - Like pairing a kitten with a tiger. Mal wouldn't be able to bring himself to get rid of him, and Luffy would take over the ship.
Methos (Highlander)/Morpheus (Sandman) - I wouldn't mind seeing this one written, though Methos is definately too jaded for Morpheus' teenage angst tastes.
Mugen (Samurai Champloo)/Nami (One Piece) - Maybe a one night stand, but Mugen could never afford it.
Pippin (LOTR)/Sango (Inuyasha) - I think you could fit five Pippins inside her bomerang.
Sanji (One Piece)/Sanzo (Saiyuki)(1) - Two chain smoking, foul-mouthed blonds? What's not to love;)
Seta (Kenshin)/Sharpe - Well, both have been fucked over by their commanding officers at least...
Tohru (Furuba)/Urahara (Bleach) - Kyo and Yuki would kill him first. He'd have better luck with Shigure.
Uric/Usopp (One Piece) - Well, Uric wouldn't mind. I have a feeling Usopp would end up jabbering in a corner about "badgers" by the end of it though.
Vash (Trigun)/Wolfwood(Trigun) - Heh. Not only a within fandom pairing, but a popular one. I suspect a conspiracy.
Invader Zim/Zoro (One Piece) - Er... I feel really sorry for Zoro.
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littledrop will probably be amused to know that Sanji is voiced by the same seiyuu who voices Gojyo...
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Hi, yes, you do. You totally, utterly do. *rampant jealousy*
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But imagine Wash and Luffy. They would get along far, far too well!
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Wash blinked. "Tasty?"
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*FALLS ABOUT*
I have to do this meme. xD
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