Bad Summary meme

[deralte]

Task: Write the worst summaries possible for each of your stories. Harshness is the key.

Am sticking to HP here, and only my main stories since we don't want to be here all day...

Uric the Oddball and the Wild Hunt: Uric is the new boy at Hogwarts. He has strange powers, golden eyes and everyone who is important likes him. Not a Gary Stu! (This is my first HP storym, please be gentle:) r&r.

Intersections in Real Time: Snape is Harry's Father! OMG! Snape seriously needs to relax! Takes some prozac man! r&r!

Sands of Time: Dumbledore's acting all freaky. Can Snape and Harry be friends? Not slash, you pervs!

Uric the Oddball and the Great Goblin Uprising: Will Louis and Mena get togther? Will Mena and Uric? Will Louis and Uric? lol!!!1 read and see! ps. r&r

Comments

[siria]

Intersections in Real Time: Snape is Harry's Father! OMG! Snape seriously needs to relax! Takes some prozac man! r&r!

*channels plebe!reviewer, picks up quill*

'lol!!!11 omg this fic woz so gud!!!111 lol i relly relly <33333333 it so much lol my mom is gonna kill me coz i had fivtenn bags of suger w00000t!!11 snape is soo evil but hes soooo sexy!!11 alan rixman is so kewlies lol im such a syltherin!!11 omg i loled so much when haryr found ot dat snape woz his dad cos it was such a shock!!!111 and is ther gonna b prozac in dis fic coz drugs wud be relly angsty and kewl!!111 & i think i need sum lol!!111'

[/plebe]

Does this count as a review of your fic? ;)

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