Bad Summary meme

[deralte]

Task: Write the worst summaries possible for each of your stories. Harshness is the key.

Am sticking to HP here, and only my main stories since we don't want to be here all day...

Uric the Oddball and the Wild Hunt: Uric is the new boy at Hogwarts. He has strange powers, golden eyes and everyone who is important likes him. Not a Gary Stu! (This is my first HP storym, please be gentle:) r&r.

Intersections in Real Time: Snape is Harry's Father! OMG! Snape seriously needs to relax! Takes some prozac man! r&r!

Sands of Time: Dumbledore's acting all freaky. Can Snape and Harry be friends? Not slash, you pervs!

Uric the Oddball and the Great Goblin Uprising: Will Louis and Mena get togther? Will Mena and Uric? Will Louis and Uric? lol!!!1 read and see! ps. r&r

Comments

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

*weeps* I should have heeded the warnings. Now my keyboard is all soggy and I am without a cloth. Woe!

[siria]

Intersections in Real Time: Snape is Harry's Father! OMG! Snape seriously needs to relax! Takes some prozac man! r&r!

*channels plebe!reviewer, picks up quill*

'lol!!!11 omg this fic woz so gud!!!111 lol i relly relly <33333333 it so much lol my mom is gonna kill me coz i had fivtenn bags of suger w00000t!!11 snape is soo evil but hes soooo sexy!!11 alan rixman is so kewlies lol im such a syltherin!!11 omg i loled so much when haryr found ot dat snape woz his dad cos it was such a shock!!!111 and is ther gonna b prozac in dis fic coz drugs wud be relly angsty and kewl!!111 & i think i need sum lol!!111'

[/plebe]

Does this count as a review of your fic? ;)

[deralte.livejournal.com]

I'm quite frightened now, I'll have you know;)

[nentari.livejournal.com]

Here's mine:
Rebirth: Gilderoy Lockhart is sent to another wizarding school, with lots of OCs with special powers (not Mary-Sues!). Has naked!Gilderoy for the gurls... (my first fic, so be kind)

[deralte.livejournal.com]

Mmm, naked!Gilderoy...me suspects I've been writing him a bit too much...

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[nentari.livejournal.com]

Mmm, naked!Gilderoy...me suspects I've been writing him a bit too much...
Yeah, after a while, the silly boy grows on you, doesn't he?

During the second half of chapter 12 and all of chapter 13, Lockhart is either naked or wearing a fuzzy pink bathrobe, but I didn't make it that relevant to the story. However, I've read many bad summaries where people advertise a character's clothes (or lack of them) and thought that it could be a part of a very bad summary of Rebirth - though in my opinion the original summary is not very good anyway...

[(Anonymous)]

While bad, the summaries need more netspeak, so much so that the rare use of the english language seems to be a blessing. You also need to insert your own opinions of your stories, use bad grammer and misspell the character's name about six times in the summary itself.

[ataniell93.livejournal.com]

House of Ill Faith: Okay, like, I read all these stories where Snape was sleeping with his students and I thought, hey, wow, what if one of Snape's Teachers slept with HIM? And what if she was Lucius Malfoy's BIG SISTER and Tom Riddle's apprentice? But I sweartaGhod it's not a Mary Sue. REally. Coz like that is my other fic, BestThing! R&R or else I'll AKA ya!!!

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[deralte.livejournal.com]

*L* Bravo.

OMG! THAT SOUNDS SOOOO COOOLQ!!! Rite mor!