Bad Summary meme

[deralte]

Task: Write the worst summaries possible for each of your stories. Harshness is the key.

Am sticking to HP here, and only my main stories since we don't want to be here all day...

Uric the Oddball and the Wild Hunt: Uric is the new boy at Hogwarts. He has strange powers, golden eyes and everyone who is important likes him. Not a Gary Stu! (This is my first HP storym, please be gentle:) r&r.

Intersections in Real Time: Snape is Harry's Father! OMG! Snape seriously needs to relax! Takes some prozac man! r&r!

Sands of Time: Dumbledore's acting all freaky. Can Snape and Harry be friends? Not slash, you pervs!

Uric the Oddball and the Great Goblin Uprising: Will Louis and Mena get togther? Will Mena and Uric? Will Louis and Uric? lol!!!1 read and see! ps. r&r

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

While bad, the summaries need more netspeak, so much so that the rare use of the english language seems to be a blessing. You also need to insert your own opinions of your stories, use bad grammer and misspell the character's name about six times in the summary itself.